everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)


*pets your grunge*

wow, its so soft

(Source: efecte, via beyoncevevo)


The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys

(via whoredinarygirl)


the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

(Source: jimtiberiuskirk, via armadillo)

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off. - Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: notesfromarmageddon, via unequivocally-esoteric)


"i tried to look cute today but i still look bad" - the tragic story of my entire existence

(via sophomore-shipper)