everything good makes you fat an addict or broke
*pets your grunge*
wow, its so soft
(Source: efecte, via beyoncevevo)
The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys
the box says “four servings” but my heart says one
(Source: jimtiberiuskirk, via armadillo)
Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Are you 18?
It's okay, they're a metaphor.
Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.
- Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed)
(Source: notesfromarmageddon, via unequivocally-esoteric)
"i tried to look cute today but i still look bad" - the tragic story of my entire existence